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monoxyde1234
Number of posts : 35
Age : 33
Location : kalye abutchikik ik ik ik [brgy malaria] bitag street
Registration date : 2008-03-05
|  Subject: Re: jowks! laugh trip naman jan, kkmiss tumawa!  Mon Mar 17, 2008 8:10 pm | |
| di ko alam kung san ko toh lalagay, d2 nalang, ang ganda bagong commercial ng jollibee. oorder, inoorder, inorder// lalanghapin, nilalanghap, nilanghap// lalasapin, linalasap, nilasap//babalik, bumabalik, bumalik. (magpapapansin, nagpapapansin, di pinansin XD) | |
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Lan
Admin
Number of posts : 50
Age : 33
Location : d2 lng sa kwarto
Registration date : 2008-03-05
| | Subject: Re: jowks! laugh trip naman jan, kkmiss tumawa! Mon Mar 17, 2008 9:33 pm | |
| - monoxyde1234 wrote:
- di ko alam kung san ko toh lalagay, d2 nalang, ang ganda bagong commercial ng jollibee. oorder, inoorder, inorder// lalanghapin, nilalanghap, nilanghap// lalasapin, linalasap, nilasap//babalik, bumabalik, bumalik. (magpapapansin, nagpapapansin, di pinansin XD)
 o cgeeeeeeeeeee............. oo narin.... | |
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monoxyde1234
Number of posts : 35
Age : 33
Location : kalye abutchikik ik ik ik [brgy malaria] bitag street
Registration date : 2008-03-05
| | Subject: Re: jowks! laugh trip naman jan, kkmiss tumawa! Tue Mar 18, 2008 6:16 pm | |
| Kodigo
Nahuling may kodigo ang estudyante.. .
Guro: Ano 'to?
Estudyante: Prayer ko po, ma'am!
Guro: At bakit answers ang nakasulat?
Estudyante: Naku! Sinagot na ang prayers ko!
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Chinese-Pinoy Names
Born during the night - Andy Lim
Born blind - Kenneth Sy
Born being swindled - Lino Co
Born while cooking - Nilo Toh
Born as 10th child - Sam Po
Born while being courted - Lily Gaw
Born fat - Bob Uy
Born little - Kathy Ting
Born different - Eva Yan
Born with porridge - Lino Gaw
Born looking for someone - Allen Sia
Born while counterfeiting - Faye King
Born during Sunday - Lyn Go
Born with malice - Mali Sia
Born angry with someone - Ally Tan
Born with picture - Lara Huan
Born with sweets - Ken Dy
Born undefined - Sam Ting
Born while taking a bath - Lily Go
Born not to take a bath - Dinah Lily Go
Born while buying - Bill Li
Born secretly - Tina Go
Born to pass flatus - Otto Tin
Born ugly - Kaw Yan
May reklamo ba??? - Nath Ting (hehehehe)
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Gusot-gusot
1st Night Lola wear see-thru dress...
Lolo did'nt react...
2nd Night Lola wear T-back...
Lolo still dedma
3rd Night Lola All the Way (BOLD)
Lolo said: "Ano ba yang suot mo?! Gusot-gusot!!"
hiyak kadiwi XD
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DOC:Bakit mo nama sinapak yung lalaki kanina?
BOY:E doc,nakita niya na kinakabahan ako sa resulta nang AIDS test!tapos sasabihin pa niya....THINK POSITIVE PARE!
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BIGO SA PAG-IBIG????
mag hanap nalng nang...
KUBA-mapag kumbaba
PILAY-di ka tatakbuhan
BULAG-wala paki sa looks
PIPI-di nag bibitiw nang masamang words
DULING-di ka hahayaang mag isa.
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DOC:kambal anak mo.sister mo nag bigay nang names.
INA:eh t@nga yun doc,ano pinangalan sa mga anak ko?
DOC:sa girl,DENICE.
INA:aba,ok yun!eh sa boy?
DOC:DENEPHEW
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Ngongo dictionary:
CATTLE - dun nakatira ang printeta at printipe
MELT - yun ang sinusuot sa mewang
EFFORT - dun nag-la-land ang efflane
STATUE - ikaw ba yan?
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Dalawang abnoy naguusap...
Abnoy1: Sige nga kung talagang magaling ka, tumulay ka dito sa liwanag ng flash light ko.
Abnoy2: Gago ka ba? Ano akala mo sa akin, tanga? Eh kung patayin mo, di nahulog ako.
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Mommy #1: Ano ang ipinapainom mo sa baby mo?
Mommy # 2: Promil para sa matatag na pangarap. Eh ikaw?
Mommy # 1: Emperador para sa totoong tagumpay!
matawa naman kau mga dude XD | |
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Geogy18
Number of posts : 43
Age : 33
Location : Quezo City
Registration date : 2008-03-05
| | Subject: Re: jowks! laugh trip naman jan, kkmiss tumawa! Tue Mar 18, 2008 11:40 pm | |
| Andrei astig lht! Kala ko maganda n ung una kc mahaba, mas maganda p pla ung mga sumusunod! Gus2 ko ung gusot gusot at denice at denephew! | |
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monoxyde1234
Number of posts : 35
Age : 33
Location : kalye abutchikik ik ik ik [brgy malaria] bitag street
Registration date : 2008-03-05
| | Subject: Re: jowks! laugh trip naman jan, kkmiss tumawa! Wed Mar 19, 2008 4:40 am | |
| salamat salamat XD kadiri tlga ung kulubot  | |
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Geogy18
Number of posts : 43
Age : 33
Location : Quezo City
Registration date : 2008-03-05
| | Subject: Re: jowks! laugh trip naman jan, kkmiss tumawa! Wed Mar 19, 2008 11:39 pm | |
| Buti p sa akin hindi kulabot, masyado pa ngang na stretch..... | |
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malcolmmamba
Number of posts : 3
Age : 33
Registration date : 2008-03-06
| | Subject: Re: jowks! laugh trip naman jan, kkmiss tumawa! Wed Apr 09, 2008 7:21 pm | |
| wala ako maisip na joke...
si geogy kasi e... haha... | |
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Geogy18
Number of posts : 43
Age : 33
Location : Quezo City
Registration date : 2008-03-05
| | Subject: Re: jowks! laugh trip naman jan, kkmiss tumawa! Wed Apr 09, 2008 10:39 pm | |
| malcolm expected n kc ang mga reaction nmin sa jowks mo, pero malay mo, hindi k n courny! | |
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raefonti887
Number of posts : 54
Age : 33
Location : Neo Tokyo 3
Registration date : 2008-03-05
| | Subject: Re: jowks! laugh trip naman jan, kkmiss tumawa! Thu Apr 10, 2008 3:30 pm | |
| - Geogy18 wrote:
- courny!
rolfmao!dito ako natuwa! | |
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Geogy18
Number of posts : 43
Age : 33
Location : Quezo City
Registration date : 2008-03-05
| | Subject: Re: jowks! laugh trip naman jan, kkmiss tumawa! Thu Apr 10, 2008 10:03 pm | |
| - raefonti887 wrote:
- Geogy18 wrote:
- courny!
rolfmao!dito ako natuwa! rae kala ko magkakampi tau! I hait u! | |
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malcolmmamba
Number of posts : 3
Age : 33
Registration date : 2008-03-06
| | Subject: Re: jowks! laugh trip naman jan, kkmiss tumawa! Fri Apr 11, 2008 1:05 am | |
| - Geogy18 wrote:
- malcolm expected n kc ang mga reaction nmin sa jowks mo, pero malay mo, hindi k n courny!
hindi ako coUrny... corny lang... haha.. | |
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Geogy18
Number of posts : 43
Age : 33
Location : Quezo City
Registration date : 2008-03-05
| | Subject: Re: jowks! laugh trip naman jan, kkmiss tumawa! Fri Apr 11, 2008 10:25 pm | |
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ochee
Number of posts : 28
Age : 33
Registration date : 2008-03-05
| | Subject: Re: jowks! laugh trip naman jan, kkmiss tumawa! Wed Apr 23, 2008 2:13 am | |
| [ I found this sa multiply ng english blockmate ko last sem. wala lang. sumakit tyan ko sa katatawa. LOL talaga ] Kung ang Japan merong Pocky..  at ang Korea merong..  ang Indonesia naman merong..   | |
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Geogy18
Number of posts : 43
Age : 33
Location : Quezo City
Registration date : 2008-03-05
| | Subject: Re: jowks! laugh trip naman jan, kkmiss tumawa! Wed Apr 23, 2008 10:38 pm | |
| cguro ung pocky at super titi maiintindihan pa, dahil iba meaning nun sa language nila.. pero ung dick stick??????? | |
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wafulicious
Number of posts : 9
Age : 33
Location : Zaido Headquarters
Registration date : 2008-03-19
| | Subject: Re: jowks! laugh trip naman jan, kkmiss tumawa! Mon Apr 28, 2008 1:31 pm | |
| napakainam pala sa kalusugan ng titi. bagay sa mga nag dadiet, no cholesterol e. kaya geogy kumain ka nang kumain ng titi para di ka tumaba. | |
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Geogy18
Number of posts : 43
Age : 33
Location : Quezo City
Registration date : 2008-03-05
| | Subject: Re: jowks! laugh trip naman jan, kkmiss tumawa! Wed Apr 30, 2008 7:21 pm | |
| ung pocky nlng sa akin....... | |
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